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Dylan Brock (616) ([personal profile] codicies) wrote2022-06-20 08:34 pm

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"Hey, uh... this is Dylan. You got my voicemail. Leave a message or shoot me a text."





Beep!
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[personal profile] frenchkissed 2022-11-07 11:48 pm (UTC)(link)
( eddie wants to hate it but, ugh, he can't bring himself to be mad when venom is being so sincere and flooding their connection with so many lovey-dovey emotions. the most he can do in this moment is tilt his head against venom's and scratch him under the gooey chin. )

Yeah, what V said... minus the snoring thing... I don't snore.
YOU DO.
Uh, no... No, I don't think I do.
YOU DO.
LIKE A TINY BEAR.
AND IT IS NOTHING TO BE ASHAMED OF.

MANY OF THE GREATS SNORE.

LIKE OUR LORD AND SAVIOR,
NICKI MINAJ.


How??? Would you know that???

( idiots, focus. )

Dylan. Right.

Honestly, I don't think that's something you're going to have to worry about with this one. With Hunter. I think you'll both... I mean, I have it on good authority that not feeling the same way isn't gonna be a problem.

BUT...
IF HE DOES NOT ACCEPT YOUR FEELINGS,
EAT HIM.
WHOLE.
CONSUME HIS HEAD UNTIL THERE IS NOTHING LEFT BUT BONES.